🐺The Great Wolf Calendar Crisis
It wasn’t the first time I’ve had to protect this house from suspicious wall creatures. Once, the hoomans hung up a calendar with wolves on it. Wolves. In my office.
The moment I saw them, I launched into full security mode — barking, growling, pacing my patrol line. They tried showing me it was “just paper,” but I wasn’t buying it. Dangerous predators don’t fool me that easily.
In the end, they had no choice. The only way anyone got any peace was when they threw the whole thing away. Mission accomplished. House secure.
Nose boops and tail wags,
🐾Tucker
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